The truth is out there...

Scary paranoia of a tin foil hat person or the hidden truth? You decide!!!

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Paranoia

So, we're 16 days into 2012 and I find myself already suffering 2012 doomsday hysteria. The earthquake app on my Iphone is going off more and more often; when I check it first thing in the morning, there's several earthquakes that have happened overnight...this is up from just one or two, most nights none a month and a half ago.

I was at work the night that the Oklahoma quake was felt in Joplin. Trust me, the residents at the facility I was at were quite "shaken up" by the experience. Which led me to always, always, always now having a flashlight on me at all times. One in the purse, one in the emergency backpack I keep with me in whatever vehicle I drive (complete with four different ways to start a fire. Yep. Four.).

Of any of this, my other half remains blissfully unaware. Why worry about Armageddon when the playoffs are on?

Polar shifting, nuclear threats, possible massive tsunami wiping out the eastern seaboard, earthquakes, the supervolcano at Yellowstone...this be the stuff of my nightmares. conspiracy theories, the Denver Airport hiding a massive underground bunker for America's wealthiest when 12/21/12 hits. And the rest of us are f*cked.

I hope this is nothing more than Y2K fears all over again. But the Mayans and Hopi didn't predict Y2K. They were silent on that topic. But 2012....

So, when I end up in the nuthouse because someone finds my aluminum foil wallet (gotta be careful now about RFID theft!), you'll know.

Or maybe I'm not so crazy and the poo is going to hit the fan. Whichever it is, I'm ready to move to the woods and build me a bunker.

Would it be inappropriate...

To send my ex a card that says "I keep missing you" on the front, and "but my aim is getting better" on the inside?????

My ears can FTFO!!!

While I realize I've had a lifetime thus far of being subject to recurrent ear infections, I do admit it has been awhile since I've had one that has kept me up all night crying. So, with a ruptured left eardrum that has left me deaf in that ear (pray its only temporary), my right one started throbbing early this morning and doc says its likely to rupture as well. So. How do I go about being a deaf therapist? While this could be a positive with my weekend work, the M-F job is going to prove a bit difficult. I suck at lip reading.

Smile and nod, boys. Smile and nod....

Food costs stink!

When it takes nearly $60 to buy all the ingredients to make tacos for a family of six, our food costs suck. I could have gone to Taco Bell last night and got tacos for everyone (taco Tuesday!) and saved a bundle. To top it off, my lovely other half who said he'd put the leftovers away didn't. Thus it's Ramen for supper tonight.
I'm beginning to actually miss life as it was ten years ago. I may have been driving a crappy car and working hard in school, but at least I didn't have to worry over food costs (I had food stamps) and the thousdands of dollars in debt with medical bills we have that insurance didn't cover because long, long ago we had Medicaid.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy working. I enjoy contributing to society. But when working and contributing to society makes it harder to take care of your family financially than if you simply settled for a minimum wage job and were able to get government assistance, it really sucks ass.
Maybe one day things will change, and people will be rewarded for their hard work and contribution.

Yeah, right.

This chopped board joins with the poke under the concluded fountain.

Mwahh haa haa haa haa!!! I've finally lost it!

Yeah

Double tap facepunch!!!! Yeah!!!! Blood and grotesque explode in a delightful dance as I fantasize about taking the bitch out...