I hate dieting

And I especially hate low carbing. I hate that it makes me cranky and lightheaded for about the first week. And I hate that it's the only thing that works for me for weight loss.

I'm not lazy. I'm not opposed to exercise. In fact, I spent an hour a day for four months working out at the local gym. Guess what? Not a pound lost. I gained four. So here I am, day two of low carbing again and lightheaded and über bitchy. Should make for a fun night at the crack house where I work on weekends.

So I'm about to walk in, protein shake, salad and flavored water enhances in hand.

O joy.

A positive? The flavored water enhances contain caffeine. Yep! The food industry has found yet another way to take something healthy and make it unhealthy for human consumption.

At least it tastes good.